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Easter Vigil

The very first time Do you remember the first time? Whatever it is that is important to you, whatever it was that changed your life, even if you didn’t realise it at the time. The...

Good Friday

Response and responsibility We don’t even know we’re doing it. No we really don’t know we’re doing it. We are blithely unaware, wholly insensible, utterly oblivious. Because that’s the way we see the world, it’s...

Palm Sunday

Speaking truth to power Just keep looking straight ahead.  Try to blend in. Keep quiet. Fit in. They’ll always smell fear, they’ll always jump on weakness, always punish deviance. Don’t make any demands. Don’t dream...

Lent 5

We will not turn away Reticules. Beadles. Bottle and rag shops. Spencer jackets. Workhouses. Pints of porter. Bodices, bonnets, Broughams, chariots, ostlers. No work of fiction has featured the forgoing in a hundred years or...

Lent 3

To forgive is divine Although often dismissed as an urban legend, it is in fact true the Inuit dialect spoken in the Nunavik region does indeed have 53 different words for ‘snow’  (I suspect though...

Lent 2

It can’t be that simple I’ve had some strange Christmas gifts during the twenty years of my ministry: my first Christmas as a curate saw me gifted a CD of morris dance music, set of...

Lent 1

How did that get there? Gardens, gardens… A comfort and obsession in the long years of retirement, a pain in the back of the house in earlier years. Gardens; never dull, always changing, even if...

2 before Lent

What are you saying? Being a school governor is a common occupational hazard for the clergy- it’s always in the risk assessment for any particular parish- but that is one peril of a post that...

3 Before Lent

It ends with love Saint Paul, second only to Jesus himself, is without doubt the person who most moulded and shaped the Christian faith to be what it is today. Paul’s are the earliest of...

4 before Lent

The real you Contrary to what all the stereotypes might lead you to believe, I am not a fan of musical theatre.I know I’m letting the side down but there is something that just fails...

Epiphany 3

Prepare for the best No matter how well you plan, no matter how much you’ve prepared, no matter how carefully you’ve read the runes, consulted the cards, tested the tea leaves and studied the entrails;...

Safeguarding

The parish of St Mary Beddington takes the safeguarding and care of children and vulnerable adults very seriously. Further information about this can be found at Safeguarding.

Epiphany 2

Running in parallel Quantum physics is, well, bonkers.  I know people say that about religion as well, but us fakirs of faith have nothing on quantum physicists. That stuff is really, seriously, away with the...

Baptism of Christ

Trying to remember… So… what have you forgotten? I’m not trying to make you anxious- it’s guilt that churches do not anxiety- but I know it might, so apologies in advance. The sermon needs me...

Epiphany

Intelligence. ignorance, wisdom There is so much that we just don’t know. Put it another way, we know next to nothing. Put what we do know next to what there is to know and our...

Watch Night

Working it all out What if? What if eh? Just imagine it? Get your head round that? What if! We love to speculate, to consider what might have been, what might be waiting round the...

Christmas 1

A holy family? Although I sat down to write this sermon more than a week before Christmas, at the time I felt confident enough of my powers of empirical observation through fi(cough)eight odd years of...

Midnight Mass

Unicorns at Christmas Each December, millions upon millions of our kith and kin decorate a christmas tree, open each day of an Advent calendar, send everyone they can think of a christmas card, scratch their...

Advent 4

Hot… or cold… as Hell? I thought today we could indulge in some nostalgia. It is almost Christmas after all. Faux nostalgia for most of you because you weren’t here, but for those of you...

Advent 2

The pitfalls of a higher standard Time was when anyone who was or aspired to be a man of the cloth— and in less enlightened times it was always a man— anyone aspiring to the...

Christ the King

We three kings… I want to talk today about three kings. I know for the supermarkets it’s been that time of year for a couple of months now,  but we’re not going to be  jumping...

Second Sunday before Advent

Don’t sweat the small stuff Perhaps the scariest thing I have ever seen was at most an inch long. No more than an inch long. Just a few millimetres tall. And dead.  It was a...

Remembrance

Remembering loss Today I would like to take us on a trip to Coronation Avenue. No, not the television programme that’s Coronation Street and where we’re going is several hundred miles further south in inner...

All Saints

Ism, ism, ism It looks like the same St Mary’s this morning, but something is not quite the same today. Even more so than usual, the Rector, for some reason hanging around the lych gate,...

Last Sunday after Trinity

Ignorance is bliss Do we ever really forget our schooldays? If only. I certainly remember mine,  those far off days of  gas lights, corporal punishment, rote learning, and writing slates (the twentieth century came late...

Trinity 21

Convenience is king In the middle of August ‘temporary’ traffic lights were installed and the A232 Croydon Road, Beddington, was reduced to two single lane bad tempered queues. A day later the workforce scarpered; occasionally...

Dedication Festival (Evensong)

The human house I know I’m more than a little odd, but it’s not just me whose attention will be hooked by next to nothing, superglued to superficialities, pinned to the peripheral.  I once spent ...

Harvest Festival

It’s worrying… Part of the experience of being human is always having something to worry about.The biology books may name our species Homo sapiens but the reality is always  Homo sollicitus the worrying ape. Though...

St Michael & All Angels

The weird and the wonderful Just occasionally I like to start one of these sermons by insulting you. So if you didn’t do it before you set off this morning, now is the time to...